Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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