Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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