Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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