we're blogging at a bar
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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