sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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