big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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