you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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