He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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