i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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