i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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