Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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