Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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