I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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