i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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