i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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