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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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