This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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