It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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