i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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