Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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