K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm at about main and main street
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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