i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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