ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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