Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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