i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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