Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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