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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
COCAINE IS GR8
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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