I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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