you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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