it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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