what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I could fuck to npr.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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