You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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