all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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