i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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