Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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