She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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