Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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