we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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