Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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