You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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