i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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