I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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