real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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