I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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