Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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