At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
