Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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