You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just forgot I was standing up.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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