i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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