dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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