i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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