Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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