if i can run in heels then i can drive
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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