2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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