i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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