I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
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This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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